1. SOME MOTHERFUCKER EATS YOUR GODDAMN TURKEY. WHAT THE SHITBALLS DO YOU DO
* FUCKING SPIT TOMATO AND BEEF AT THAT COCKASS
* PUNCH HIM THROUGH A FUCKING BOMB FACTORY OR SOMETHING
* RUN THAT SUN'BITCH OVER
* FUCKING CHEW HIS ASS UP AND EAT SOME GRASS OR SOME SHIT
* FUCKING FLAVOUR UP HIS CASSEROLE
2. SOME ASSCLOWN THROWS YOUR NEW BABY OFF A MOUNTAIN. WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT!
* SIT THERE AND BE MOTHERFUCKING PURPLE LOOKING
* LEVEL THE WHOLE GODDAMN MOUNTAIN AND CATCH THAT FUCKING BABY, THEN BREAK THAT COCK'S LEGS WITH A PENCIL OR SOME SHIT
* BITE HIS GODDAMN FUCKING FACE OFF AND FRISBEE THE SHIT OUT OF IT TO CATCH THAT FUCKING BABY
* SAVE THE BABY WITH YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MIND
* EAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHOLE AND FORGET THE BABY, HE'LL BE FUCKING FINE