Min uppfattning av Power metal.mp3

[kunoapa]

vilken vek du dig på annars?

Samma men förra gången jag lyssnade på den. Vad är texten efter fire? Ice och sen nåt jag inte hör.

[Coffeemidget]

vilken vek du dig på annars?

Samma men förra gången jag lyssnade på den. Vad är texten efter fire? Ice och sen nåt jag inte hör.

Power!... metal!... steel!... fire!... ice!... might!... drägån!...

[ViktorDenStore]

*Fniss*

Har inget ont mot Power Metal, men det här va faktiskt rätt kul...

Snyggt skrik, bad du nån bita dig i armen eller hur lyckades du skrika sådär otroligt bra? 😕

[MacTS]

Klockren 😳 Men för att få till det till 100% saknas naturligtvis som många har påpekat: dubbelkaggarna!

[Egghuvud]

My definition av a bombastic heavy-metal sound...

[powster (oregistrerad)]

HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN TRUE METAL BAND

Make sure you're German, Italian or Swedish. If you aren't, change your nationality.

Get four other guys together, all should have long hair.

Make sure your singer sounds exactly like a cross between Michael Kiske and Bruce Dickinson. He should sing clean and high-pitched.

Take the guys shopping to the Halloween-costume store and pick up the most ridiculous medieval costumes you can find. A few sheepskins and a viking helmet might help too. Make sure you look as gay as is humanly possible.

Now you are ready to start writing your debut album. Make sure you have the titles "warriors of steel", "riding the wind", and "dragonlord" checked on your list of titles to use.

Other titles you might want to consider are "fire, blood and glory", "brave knights of fire", "the triumph of battle" and" the glory of my mighty steel".

We know these titles don't make any sense, but it's ok; you're German/Italian/Swedish now so the excuse is that your english is just not so good.

When writing lyrics, be sure to use the words "steel", "glory", "mighty", "brave", "warrior", "dragon", "true" , "metal", "fire" and "king". Use these words plentifully and use them in every goddamn song.

Try to put as much cheese on your lyrics as possible. Remember to experiment with different flavours.

If you're stuck, good sentences to use are; "riding high across the sky on mighty wings of vengeance towards glory", "fighting for glory with your mighty steel of justice", and "we're standing high, tall, proud and brave, fighting for the glory of true metal against false metal while the dragon flies high on the winds of eternity".

Don't worry if what you write makes no sense at all. You're "true" metal. People will understand.

Make sure that all songs you write rely completely on a catchy chorus.

Make sure that you only write songs in 4/4th and 3/4th. The ones in 3/4th should be medieval ballads or sing-along battle hymns.

Make sure that the only song structure you use is simple verse/chorus. Do remember to stick a guitar solo in there after the second chorus though.

Make sure that none of the songs are longer than 3 minutes.

The only exception to the above couple of rules is the last song on the album, which should be a 6-7 minute song that's either a cheesy ballad called "flying away to dreamland", or a repetitive mid-tempo tune called "the triumph of glory". This will be your "epic" moment on your album.

Done writing? That wasn't so hard, was it?

Now get a record company, preferably Nuclear Blast.

Now get Tommy Hansen or Sasha Paeth to produce your album, and get somebody like Kai Hansen, Roland Grapow, Timo Tolkki, Oscar Dronjak or Fabio Lione to do a guest appearance on your album. Don't exhaust these people for material though, a three-second solo or a couple of vocal lines are already more than enough. The record company will take care of the rest.

Now it's time to talk to the press;

Declare that your singer is influenced by Michael Kiske and Bruce Dickinson. Do not mention anyone else.

Say that your favorite bands and greatest influences are old Helloween and Iron Maiden.

Be sure to mention that your favorite albums are the Keeper of the Seven Keys cds.

Lastly, state that you are true metal and that you are here to teach all false metal bands a lesson in true metal. Death to false metal!

Congratulations, your album just went straight into the German, Italian and Swedish charts. You are now a successful pathetic true metal band.

😛😄

Riktigt kul när du tar ett nytt andetag och sen fortsätter "aaaaaaaaaaah" hehehehe 😄 Skulle göra sig bra som ringsignal förresten 😄 :D

Redigerat 14 april 2005 av powster