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Topic for #ishariaWhy would you want to hurt me? So frightened of your face || <ayyub> I was often take ragefilled shits.

ayyub: hey dingbat.

Dingbats: hi

•: Senti|away is back.

irc: Senti|away is now known as Sentinelle81

irc: Sentinelle81 is now known as Sentinelle

ayyub: welcome back, Sentinelle.

Sentinelle: thx ayyub

ayyub: I need to stop checking my e-mail so late at night. 'Cuz then, like, when I check it in the morning I expect it to be different, but it's not.

Dingbats: same for me with the zbb

ayyub: Yes.

irc: ?zmeiat_joro has joined isharia

irc: ?Sentinelle81 has joined isharia

irc: ?Sentinelle has left isharia

irc: Sentinelle81 is now known as Sentinelle

vlad: Fucking fraktur

vlad: Is Selbgedinge a word?

ayyub: lolwut

vlad: (something)_elbgedinge

irc: ?Soap has joined isharia

Soap: hi

Dingbats: hello

ayyub: hey

vlad: Exceptis illis, quæ Imperatori immediate parent, l. <fraktur>das Selbgedinge /</fraktur> de quibus nil peculiare referunt autores

vlad: Those excepted, which are immediately subject to the Emperor, the SOMETHING of which writers report nothing peculiar

vlad: Also "autores" is interesting to see in Latin.

vlad: I'd say it's supposed to be "auctor" but that means something else

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the sight of your face blushes mine

some say you're not easy on the eye

they lie

I know true love when I see it

some don't

Your eyes;

like a moon

surrounded by a depth,

deeper than the deepest ocean

completely naked

demonstrating your heart's inner thoughts

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"Hi. My name is Stacy and I'd like to talk to an officer, please", a young lady in her mid-twenties told the receptionist. Her voice was quite unstable and she seemed to be very absent-minded and nervous; her eyes didn't meet the dark-skinned receptionist's look as she asked Stacy for her name and address.

"Hello?" the receptionist, whose name tag read "Janet Spencer", said in a very nonchalant way and put her hand up and waved, in an even more nonchalant way (you know, like parents do when they try to get their children's attention), just before Stacy's eyes. This obviously scared Stacy since she had her mind on certain other things. As you probably have experienced, fear feeds anger and so too in this case.

"Listen to me now, Miss Spinach..."

"It's Spencer. An e instead of an i and..."

"Yeah, right - whatever, Miss Spencer," she said with a spooty voice and really stressed the surname. She realised that this had nothing to do with her point and tried to make one instead. "I came here to talk to an officer - not to tell you my name or my address or the colour of my dog's favourite food. Understood?"

"Yes. Mine's yellow, by the way", Janet said.

"Sorry?" Stacy asked, a bit confused.

"Yeah, y'know, my dog's really obsessed with pasta - I can't get her to eat anything else than pasta. Last week I had to throw away like 2 pounds of dog food, the green little things didn't look good - or smell for that matter. She's crazy, I tell you."

"Really?"

"Yup, she's totally crazy."

"No, no - not that part - is she really obsessed with pasta?"

"Yes! Isn't that weird? I mean it's a dog for God's sake! But I do think he's got Italian blood, though", Janet said.

"That would explaint it all, wouldn't it? I wonder if my dog's got any Italian blood. That too would explain some things. You see, every time I come home, she's playing either sick or dead to get me to cuddle with her - just like Italian football players do; all the time!"

"Creepy!"

"Can I see an officer now, please?" Stacy asked imploringly.

"Alright. I'll go and see if someone can talk to you, then. You can sit down if you want to and read a magazine - the article about Paris and Britney is really intresting!" Janet said and walked towards a tall man with glasses and a nose which, due to the small and thin face, looked quite big.

While Stacy waited she tried to read the latest scandals among celebrities, but she couldn't. Once again, she had fallen into the absent state of mind she had been in not so many minutes ago.

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