Jump to content
Annons

Recommended Posts

Annons
Postat

Skivomslaget fick mig att tänka på denna underbara Monty Pyton sketch...

Nudge Nudge

Man:

'Evening, squire!

Squire:

(stiffly)

Good evening.

Man:

Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Squire:

I, uh, I beg your pardon?

Man:

Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?

Squire:

(flustered)

Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.

Man:

Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?

Squire:

(confused)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Man:

Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Squire:

Are you, uh,... are you selling something?

Man:

SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?

(pause)

Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!

Squire:

Well, I, uh....

Man:

Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?

Squire:

Um, she likes sport, yes!

Man:

I bet she does, I bet she does!

Squire:

As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.

Man:

'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh?

Knew she would. Likes games, eh?

She's been around a bit, been around?

Squire:

She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.

(pause)

Man:

SAY NO MORE!!

Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

Squire:

I wasn't going to!

Man:

Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?

Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?

Squire:

Photography?

Man:

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Squire:

Holiday snaps, eh?

Man:

They could be, they could be taken on holiday.

Candid, you know, CANDID photography?

Squire:

No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.

Man:

Oh.

(leeringly)

Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?

Squire:

Look... are you insinuating something?

Man:

Oh, no, no, no... yes.

Squire:

Well?

Man:

Well, you're a man of the world, squire.

Squire:

Yes...

Man:

I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...

Squire:

What do you mean?

Man:

Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a lady...

Squire:

Yes...

Man:

What's it like?

Postat

Vad gör tjejen där? Ser lite fånigt ut när honom poserar på dedär sättet. Reklamaktigt, typ för kläder eler nåt. Bakgrunden ser däremot riktigt fin ut! Passar din style. 😲

Bli medlem (kostnadsfritt) eller logga in för att kommentera

Du behöver vara medlem för att delta i communityn

Bli medlem (kostnadsfritt)

Bli medlem kostnadsfritt i vår community genom att registrera dig. Det är enkelt och kostar inget!

Bli medlem nu (kostnadsfritt)

Logga in

Har du redan en inloggning?
Logga in här.

Logga in nu
×
×
  • Skapa ny...

Viktig information om kakor (cookies)

Vi har placerat några kakor på din enhet för att du ska bättre ska kunna använda den här sajten. Läs vår kakpolicy och om hur du kan ändra inställningar. Annars utgår vi från att du är bekväm med att fortsätta.