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Taoism:

Shit happens.

Hare Krishna:

Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Confucianism:

Confucious say, "Shit happens".

Buddhism:

When shit happens, is it really shit?

Hinduism:

This shit happened before.

Zen:

What really is the sound of shit happening?

Protestantism:

Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.

Calvinism:

Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Episcopalianism:

If shit happens, hold a procession.

Lutheranism:

Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.

Anglicanism:

It's true, shit does happen - but only to Lutherans.

Catholicism:

If shit happens, I must have deserved it.

Charismatic Catholicism:

Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.

Judaism:

Why does shit always happen to us?g the deal?

Reform Judaism:

Got any laxatives?

Islam:

If shit happens, take a hostage.

Nation of Islam:

Don't take no shit!

New Age:

For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.

Wicca:

If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.

Jehovah's Witnesses:

Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."

Secular Humanism:

Shit evolves.

Darwinism:

Survival of the shittiest.

Christian Science:

When shit happens, don't call a doctor-pray.

Atheism:

I don't believe this shit.

Religion from an Atheist's point of view:

I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit.

Agnosticism:

You can't prove any of this shit.

Rastafarianism:

Let´s smoke this shit!

Mormonism:

If shit happens, shun it.

Energizer Bunny:

Shit happens and keeps going and going and going and...

Baptist:

You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.

Southern Baptist:

Shit will happen. Praise the lord.

Iraqi Baathist:

Oh shit!

Voodoo:

Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.

Televangelism:

Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening.

Unitarianism:

It's not the shit that matters. It's the process.

Orthodox:

St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.

Greek Orthodox:

Shit happens, usually in three's.

EST:

I am at cause that shit will not happen.

Fundamentalism:

There's no shit in the Bible.

Twelve Step:

Shit happens one day at a time.

Amish:

This modern shit is worthless.

Shintoism:

You inherit the shit of your ancestors.

Moonies:

Only happy shit really happens.

Stoicism:

This shit is good for me.

Zoroastrianism:

Shit happens half the time.

Bahaism:

Why do you keep shitting on us?

Mysticism:

This is really weird shit.

Paganism:

Shit happens for a variety of reasons.

Rajhneesh:

Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.

Rosicrucianism:

What is this AMORC shit?

Satanism:

Sneppah tihs.

Witchcraft:

Mix this shit together and it will happen.

Scientology:

If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.

Shamanism:

Whoaa...Holy Shit!

Sikhism:

Leave our shit alone

Sureshism:

You are all pieces of shit.

Dianetics:

"Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)

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