tordA Postat 25 juni 2004 Postat 25 juni 2004 Taoism: Shit happens. Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding. Confucianism: Confucious say, "Shit happens". Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit? Hinduism: This shit happened before. Zen: What really is the sound of shit happening? Protestantism: Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK. Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Episcopalianism: If shit happens, hold a procession. Lutheranism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK. Anglicanism: It's true, shit does happen - but only to Lutherans. Catholicism: If shit happens, I must have deserved it. Charismatic Catholicism: Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?g the deal? Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives? Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Nation of Islam: Don't take no shit! New Age: For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit. Wicca: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more. Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock, "Shit Happens." Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Darwinism: Survival of the shittiest. Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor-pray. Atheism: I don't believe this shit. Religion from an Atheist's point of view: I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit. Agnosticism: You can't prove any of this shit. Rastafarianism: Let´s smoke this shit! Mormonism: If shit happens, shun it. Energizer Bunny: Shit happens and keeps going and going and going and... Baptist: You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it. Southern Baptist: Shit will happen. Praise the lord. Iraqi Baathist: Oh shit! Voodoo: Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you. Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening. Unitarianism: It's not the shit that matters. It's the process. Orthodox: St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit. Greek Orthodox: Shit happens, usually in three's. EST: I am at cause that shit will not happen. Fundamentalism: There's no shit in the Bible. Twelve Step: Shit happens one day at a time. Amish: This modern shit is worthless. Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors. Moonies: Only happy shit really happens. Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time. Bahaism: Why do you keep shitting on us? Mysticism: This is really weird shit. Paganism: Shit happens for a variety of reasons. Rajhneesh: Give us your shit and put on this orange shit. Rosicrucianism: What is this AMORC shit? Satanism: Sneppah tihs. Witchcraft: Mix this shit together and it will happen. Scientology: If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you. Shamanism: Whoaa...Holy Shit! Sikhism: Leave our shit alone Sureshism: You are all pieces of shit. Dianetics: "Why does shit happen?" (p. 157) 😛
novation (oregistrerad) Postat 26 juni 2004 Postat 26 juni 2004 (redigerat) Musician: Coffee in the mixer? Shit Happens Redigerat 26 juni 2004 av novation
Micke H Postat 11 september 2006 Postat 11 september 2006 Såg inte att den var så gammal! 😕 Fast jag hade ju sett den förut. 🙂
Christofer Postat 12 september 2006 Postat 12 september 2006 Postat: 25 June 2004, 19:17 så blir de när jag har tråkit. 🙂
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