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Married With Children... en av mina absoluta favoritserier rullar i repris igen.

Är bara tvungen att fira detta med ett antal Al Bundy-citat 😕

* I'm Maharaja Bundy and women with 4 hooters feed me Ding Dongs all day.

* Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?

* Remember our motto: We ain't got it.

* Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes.

* If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men.

* Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?

* I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet.

* We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over.

* There's only one dead guy in this mall and you're looking at him.

* Why is it that Elvis is dead but I'm in hell?

* We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.

* I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Since I'm not home, I won't have to.

* Love is not only blind but stupid.

* Threats don't work on me... I've already been to hell.

* Peg, I suspect your mind, much like the lost continent of Atlantis, no longer appears on any map.

* I'd rather dive of the Sears Tower head first into a thumbtack or bait a crocodile with my manhood...

* Am I truly nothing? Could the neighbourhood children be right?

* Oh. life is good! But not for me...

* White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?

* I was driving home... God knows why?

* Oh mighty one in the heavens who created the mountains, the seas and beer...

* I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex. I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.

* Now wait a second. My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruit-fly earned a thousand dollars in three nights. Should I be worried?

* I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am...

* May the shoe-business take you all!

* Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front.

* Laugh at this, hyenas!

* Why doesn't the world die?

* Greetings vultures! Your meal-ticket is here.

* ...and no-one understands why I scream on the way home...

* Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?

* A man's home is his coffin.

* Milwaukee. That's the town they build around you mother isn't it, Peg?

* The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.

* This is not a recorded message. I'm a human being, damn it!

* I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson.

* You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes.

* I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.

* Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.

* We are blood-Bundys. We are truly doomed.

* Nothing's to good for me...

* Ah, home sweet hell.

* Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home.

* Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

* Congratulations Peg, you've just won a trip to Disney Fist.

* I hate my life ... can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard.

* Today is the first day of the end of your life.

* A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.

* Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman.

* If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me.

* I married you 'til death do us part. So when I'm dead, I'm free to date.

* Marriage stinks, have a kid. Kid stinks, have another kid.

* Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.

* That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring.

Annons
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😛😄😎😆

 

Jag älskar den serien 😄

Redigerat av Christofer
musik (oregistrerad)
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Lite småkul, fast grannen Marcy är vidrig!

Bästa grejen var när Pamela Anderson var gäst.

😎

:musik

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Bästa grejen var när Pamela Anderson var gäst.

Eller hur! Enda bra grejen med serien...humorn känns lite gammal... 😲

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humorn känns lite gammal...

Jag är gammal, ergo fungerar gammal humor fin-fint för mig 😉

Men visst, hade inte Ed O'Neil spelat Al Bundy så hade nog vissa av skämten känts väl pressade. Finns ingen som kan se så miserabel ut som Ed O'Neil... haha.... I love it! 😛

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Jag är inte gammal.. Men det är fan den bästa komediserie som någonsin gjorts!

Älskar Våra Värsta År!

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Jag är inte gammal.. Men det är fan den bästa komediserie som någonsin gjorts!

Älskar Våra Värsta År!

Håller med 🙂

musik (oregistrerad)
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Jag menade inte alls att den var dålig! Jag menade bara att det bästa avsnittet var det med en ung Pamela Anderson, för hon påminde om mitt ex.

:rolleyes:

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