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[Christofer]

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights

GRIND METAL:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable

for about 2 mintues and then leaves...

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the

dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

TRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and

f**ks her....... easy and quick

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks

some beers and f**ks the princess

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,

flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from

all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy

axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle

and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and

kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it

in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her

blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the

deflowered princess

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the

front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her....then he f**ks

again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, f**ks

the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it for the

last time

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that

he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the

dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,

the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to

the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques

learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes,

and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and

lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the

castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene

gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by

security guards.

NU METAL- The protaganist attempts to defeat the dragon using simple stone tools. At first the dragon fears him but then realizes he's way out of his league and attacks him. The protaganist runs away because he's depressed about being such a loser and finds the princess only to leave her because she's not a 13 year old girl.

RAP METAL- The protaganist hides behind the dragon and the angry mob following stones the dragon to death trying to kill the protaganist.

Redigerat 24 maj 2006 av Christofer

[Danabacken]

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the

front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her....then he f**ks

again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, f**ks

the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it for the

last time.

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[Christofer]

ok? 😲 nu vart jag skraj 😱

😆

Redigerat 23 maj 2006 av Christofer

[Michael]

Meh.

https://www.studio.se/index.php?showtopic=25667

🙁

Du missade den här biten:

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

puss och kläm på baken,

~ f

[Christofer]

Meh.

https://www.studio.se/index.php?showtopic=25667

😏

Du missade den här biten:

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

puss och kläm på baken,

~ f

jo, tack 🙂