Den allmänna snacktråden, 2005 del 2

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

JÄVLAR VAD DEN HÄR VAR TUNG!!!! 😱

<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died

<Tarrier> how

<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something

<JennAway> that's sad

<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough

Jag är inte riktigt med på noterna.

Diana Ross - "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"? 😉

[mornel]

<Snoper> how do i find the book I want

<Vultar> Type "@find bookname"

<Snoper> "@find bookname"

<Snoper> It didnt do anything. now what do I do ?

<Vultar> Tell your parents that cousins shouldn't marry...

roflol 😉😱😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<Reaver_Reload> This reminds me of a time back in college, where one of my friends who was really dumb, she was crying one day and i asked her what was wrong. Turns out she broke up with her boyfriend, but she wouldnt say why.

<Reaver_Reload> I convinced her to tell me, and apparently she was talking with her other two friends about their boyfriends. one friend was complaining how cold her boyfriends nuts were when she was giving him head, and the other one agreed that her boyfriend's were really cold as well. (their boyfriends names are richard and thomas btw)

<Reaver_Reload> So she says she has never given head and the other two encourage her to do it, saying its a 'great way to keep a guy'

<Reaver_Reload> Just two days later apparently she ran crying to her friends and they asked her what was wrong, and she said "I tried giving him a blow job, he was enjoying it at first but then he just got up and left and said we were over before i had even finished!"

<Reaver_Reload> concerned, her two friends asked her what was wrong.. turns out she said "Wow, your balls are really warm.." and he asked "why? is that bad?" and she goes "oh no its just that richards and thomases' balls are really cold"

😉

MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant! 😱😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<Snoper> how do i find the book I want

<Vultar> Type "@find bookname"

<Snoper> "@find bookname"

<Snoper> It didnt do anything. now what do I do ?

<Vultar> Tell your parents that cousins shouldn't marry...

roflol 😉😱😆

FETINGLOL! 😆😆😛😄😄

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?

ReDPriest:4.5 minutes

serluny:how did u do that?

ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do

that

serluny:what program

ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1

serluny:how do i download it?

ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com

serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

bash.org är ju fan det bästa since sliced bread! 😉😱

[mornel]

Jajemänsan.

Men nu måste jag verkligen sova. God natt god natt.

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had

<lasombra> tumult ?

<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine

<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)

<tumult> he says bullshit

<tumult> i tell him to fuck off

<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times

<tumult> sits back down

<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care

<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk

<tumult> from my lip

<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say

<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"

<zyko^> what did she do?

<tumult> punched me in the face

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

Jajemänsan.

Men nu måste jag verkligen sova. God natt god natt.

Jag med. Fan. Natti.

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

Jajemänsan.

Men nu måste jag verkligen sova. God natt god natt.

Jag med. Fan. Natti.

Näe, skämta bara. Nu går jag och lägger mig. (Kolla vad klockan var när dessa 2 inlägg postades 😉 Vilket dumhuvud jag är. )

[ViktorDenStore]

Gomorron 😆

Dags för morronkaffet, vi hörs

😉😱😆

[Gote]

mmmm...kaffe! 🙂😄😄😄😄😄😄

Word!

[Gote]

Snart kan jag gå och köpa frulle! 😄

Köper du ut till mig också? 🙂

[Gote]

Snart kan jag gå och köpa frulle!  😄

Köper du ut till mig också? 😄

Japp! 😄 Vad vill du ha? 🙂

En av varje.

Kan du lägga ut så länge? Lönen är redan slut...

[Pico]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

🙂😄😄

😄😄😄😄

[Gote]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

😄😄😄

😄😄😄😄

😄😄🙂😆😆

[Pico]

Fan jag måste upp kl. 6 imorgon.... 🙂

Ja och det där gick ju förbannat bra.... NOT! 😄

[Pico]

Kul kille!!

😄

😄🙂😆😆😆

lite på gränsen i bland men tok-kul var det!

Det märks att Pico är tillbaks nu! 😄

Mja, kanske inte fullt ut politiskt korrekt men va fan...

😄

[Pico]

hej

Tjenare smygis!

[Pico]

Fan, det ligger 2-3cm snö på backen.. 😄

[Gote]

Fan, det ligger 2-3cm snö på backen..  😄

Det hadde vi i Kopparberg i två dagar ungefär men der har rengnat bort nu! 🙂

Igår låg det 2-3 cm vatten på backen i Malmö. Det pissade ner...

[Pico]

Fan, det ligger 2-3cm snö på backen..  😄

Ja hugaligen. Snöar det i Umeå oxå?

Jepp, snöar i en stor del av landet, enligt någon väderkarta jag såg.

[Pico]

Fan, det ligger 2-3cm snö på backen..  😄

Ja hugaligen. Snöar det i Umeå oxå?

Jepp, snöar i en stor del av landet, enligt någon väderkarta jag såg.

Jaha. Hugaligen! 🙂

Det vore OK tycker jag om det inte skulle töa och bli så blött hela tiden. Det blir ju dessutom ljusare ute om snön liggerkvar.

Jepp, antingen eller.... slask är så jäkla jobbigt.

[Pico]

docsigma2000: jesus christ man

docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead

c8info: Why?

docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE

docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE

docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts

c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.

docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK

docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???

docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much

c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.

docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.

docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead

c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.

** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

[Pico]

😄

[Gote]

docsigma2000: jesus christ man

docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead

c8info: Why?

docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE

docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE

docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts

c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.

docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK

docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???

docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much

c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.

docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.

docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead

c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.

** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

🙂

Kunden: Så med den här datorn får jag tillgång till internet?

Säljaren: Jepp.

Kunden: Senaste versionen av internet?

Säljaren:  😄

[Pico]

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm

<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then

<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass

<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat

<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

[Gote]

Den här tråden är rätt fånig egentligen. Enda anledningen att jag hänger kvar är att jag vill veta hur den slutar.

[Pico]

Kunden: Så med den här datorn får jag tillgång till internet?

Säljaren: Jepp.

Kunden: Senaste versionen av internet?

Säljaren:  😄

🙂

[Linus]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

😄🙂😆

😆😆😄😄

😄

Sätter ni på en mugg kaffe åt mig också?

[Pico]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

😄🙂😆

😆😆😄😄

😄

Sätter ni på en mugg kaffe åt mig också?

Har alltid en thermos redo. Help yourself! 😄