Den allmänna snacktråden, 2005 del 2

[mornel]

<Flatland> turducken should not exist

<Anomaly> Eh?

<Flatland> a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey

<Flatland> the ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom

[mornel]

*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}

*** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c

<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD

😉

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<glacial>  I love school

<glacial>  Today our term paper due date's set

<glacial>  Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.

<glacial>  So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

<glacial>  She waits for the laughs to die down and says:

<glacial>  "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

TOTALT VERBALT MÖRDAD!!! 😉😆😆😆😄😛😄

Redigerat 25 oktober 2005 av MarcusRombo

[mornel]

<Toggan> Hot Threesome looking for 2 more.... send /msg

😉😆

[mornel]

<glacial>  I love school

<glacial>  Today our term paper due date's set

<glacial>  Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.

<glacial>  So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

<glacial>  She waits for the laughs to die down and says:

<glacial>  "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

TOTALT VERBALT MÖRDAD!!! 😉😆😆😆😄😛😄

Hahaha, sjukt bra diss.

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}

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<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD

😉

😆😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

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<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

Redigerat 25 oktober 2005 av MarcusRombo

[mornel]

<JtotheD> do you even know what mecca is

<Loopy1> yea

<Loopy1> a robot that people fight in

OMG. lmao.

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?

<vecna> no, raize

<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

En del människor är bra jävla snygga i skallen alltså 😉😆

[mornel]

En i samma stil som ovanstående:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

<Cthon98> ********* see!

<AzureDiamond> hunter2

<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me

<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******

<Cthon98> thats what I see

<AzureDiamond> oh, really?

<Cthon98> Absolutely

<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?

<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that

<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> awesome!

<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?

<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw

<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<JtotheD> do you even know what mecca is

<Loopy1> yea

<Loopy1> a robot that people fight in

OMG. lmao.

Den där fattar jag faktiskt inte 😉 (en leis som skämms)

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

En i samma stil som ovanstående:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

<Cthon98> ********* see!

<AzureDiamond> hunter2

<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me

<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******

<Cthon98> thats what I see

<AzureDiamond> oh, really?

<Cthon98> Absolutely

<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?

<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that

<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> awesome!

<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?

<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw

<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

😉😱😆

Alltså, det där kan ju inte vara en quote? Det är ju så sanslöst korkat så det finns inte! 😛😄😆😆

[mornel]

<ptp`R-N-C`efegege> how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

<The_only_Vanilla_Willy> HOW MANY?!

<ptp`R-N-C`efegege> none they just sit in the dark and cry

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you

woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?

<Celestya> i dont think so

<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

😉😱😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.

<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!

<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!

<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

Åh herregud. 😉😱😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

WallJam7: roses are red

WallJam7: violets are blue

WallJam7: all of my base

WallJam7: are belong to you

[mornel]

Allt som handlar om goatse.cx är kul:

<wangsta`> damnit

<wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off

<wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up

<@Ele|HW> oh?

<@Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx

<wangsta`> I FUCKING HATE YOU

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<Insomniak`> Stupid fucking Google

<Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search

<Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

Allt som handlar om goatse.cx är kul:

<wangsta`> damnit

<wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off

<wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up

<@Ele|HW> oh?

<@Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx

<wangsta`> I FUCKING HATE YOU

Jag vågar inte klicka 😉😆

Förklara den där med mecca! 😱

[mornel]

Goatse.cx är ofarlig nu. Wikipedia har en artikel på ämnet: länk. Helt ofarlig.

Mech är en sorts robot, mecca är en stad.

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?

<Lucent> who?

<Thumb> center for disease control

<Lucent> i said WHO

<Thumb> what? i'm asking you

<Lucent> World Health Organization

[mornel]

<cancerpass> ever watched the monty python show/movies?

<over-thurr> yeah he's a very funny guy!

<cancerpass> i'll take that as a no

😉😱😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

Den här var fan ruskigt rolig 😆

<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked 😆

<Fireslide> *this

* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)

Att Mecca är en stad vet jag om 😉 Men inte att mech är en sorts robot 😱

[mornel]

<harm_> today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless power supplies

<ogregasm> a what

<harm_> thats what i said

<harm_> maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething??

<harm_> shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit

<harm_> then she got pissed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist

<ogregasm> heh

<harm_> i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like"get back to us in 30 years"

<harm_> "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality"

<ogregasm> why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman

<harm_> well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager

<harm_> i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

JÄVLAR VAD DEN HÄR VAR TUNG!!!! 😉

<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died

<Tarrier> how

<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something

<JennAway> that's sad

<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough

[mornel]

<Reaver_Reload> This reminds me of a time back in college, where one of my friends who was really dumb, she was crying one day and i asked her what was wrong. Turns out she broke up with her boyfriend, but she wouldnt say why.

<Reaver_Reload> I convinced her to tell me, and apparently she was talking with her other two friends about their boyfriends. one friend was complaining how cold her boyfriends nuts were when she was giving him head, and the other one agreed that her boyfriend's were really cold as well. (their boyfriends names are richard and thomas btw)

<Reaver_Reload> So she says she has never given head and the other two encourage her to do it, saying its a 'great way to keep a guy'

<Reaver_Reload> Just two days later apparently she ran crying to her friends and they asked her what was wrong, and she said "I tried giving him a blow job, he was enjoying it at first but then he just got up and left and said we were over before i had even finished!"

<Reaver_Reload> concerned, her two friends asked her what was wrong.. turns out she said "Wow, your balls are really warm.." and he asked "why? is that bad?" and she goes "oh no its just that richards and thomases' balls are really cold"

😉

[mornel]

JÄVLAR VAD DEN HÄR VAR TUNG!!!! 😉

<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died

<Tarrier> how

<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something

<JennAway> that's sad

<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough

Jag är inte riktigt med på noterna.

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you

Scud: And then it hit me

[mornel]

<|Asriel> How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

<|Asriel> Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis

<|Asriel> I mean ladder!

[mornel]

<CharlieB> and nah, I'm trying to get fbsd to see my mp3 player

<CharlieB> and the batteries just died

<w32nachi> CharlieB: pitty... it would've been a more entertaining story if it had involved a dildo...

<CharlieB> fair enough

<CharlieB> I'm trying to get fbsd to see my usb dildo

<w32nachi> excellent...

<CharlieB> and the batteries just died

<w32nachi> ...so, do you program in sound effects, motion patterns, or something else?

<CharlieB> lol

<CharlieB> yeah.. it has a built in mp3 player

<w32nachi> wow... that's some vibrator!

<w32nachi> is it the iCock, from apple?

<BalDown> no, it's made by M$ and defaults to giving it to you up the ass...