Den allmänna snacktråden, 2005 del 2

[Pico]

Fan jag måste upp kl. 6 imorgon.... 

Det låter hemskt, varför ska du upp så tidigt?

För att jag vårdar "mañana mañana"-livstilen ömt.

Lite o pula med innan det bär iväg till skolan. 🙁

Vad pluggar du, och var?

Komvux, i Umeå.

Tror vi pratade om det en vecka sedan eller nåt sånt... ?

[mornel]

Fan jag måste upp kl. 6 imorgon....  😏

Det låter hemskt, varför ska du upp så tidigt?

För att jag vårdar "mañana mañana"-livstilen ömt.

Lite o pula med innan det bär iväg till skolan. 🙂

Vad pluggar du, och var?

Komvux, i Umeå.

Tror vi pratade om det en vecka sedan eller nåt sånt... ?

Det minns jag inte, men det kan vi mycket väl ha gjort, jag har uselt minne.

[Pico]

Fan jag måste upp kl. 6 imorgon....  😏

Det låter hemskt, varför ska du upp så tidigt?

För att jag vårdar "mañana mañana"-livstilen ömt.

Lite o pula med innan det bär iväg till skolan. 🙂

Vad pluggar du, och var?

Komvux, i Umeå.

Tror vi pratade om det en vecka sedan eller nåt sånt... ?

Det minns jag inte, men det kan vi mycket väl ha gjort, jag har uselt minne.

Var det inte du som var sugen på att hoppa av en 20-poängare?

Aja, nu äre sovdags..

Redigerat 25 oktober 2005 av Pico

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

Vahettere Hej Tjena!

Vahettere vad dåligt ös det är här!

Vahettere varför kan dom inte starta en penisgala för?

Vahettere det är ju fan diskrimenirering!

Förfan!

...vahettere. Eller va?

😏

Va?

[mornel]

Fan jag måste upp kl. 6 imorgon....  😏

Det låter hemskt, varför ska du upp så tidigt?

För att jag vårdar "mañana mañana"-livstilen ömt.

Lite o pula med innan det bär iväg till skolan. 🙂

Vad pluggar du, och var?

Komvux, i Umeå.

Tror vi pratade om det en vecka sedan eller nåt sånt... ?

Det minns jag inte, men det kan vi mycket väl ha gjort, jag har uselt minne.

Var det inte du som var sugen på att hoppa av en 20-poängare?

Aja, nu äre sovdags..

Jomen precis, men jag har bestämt mig för att härda ut.

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

Jag sket i min lokale vän, en annan kille får beatet. Fonky Fresh aka Perfektion och Dirty D ska rimma på det. Kommer nog bli tvärtungt!! 😏

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

Nu väntar sängen! Syns imorgon 🙂 Ciao 😏

[musik (oregistrerad)]

Hej!

De vann i alla fall till slut, trots den där avblåsningen. 2-1, det kunde väl ingen ha trott?

😏

:musik

[mornel]

Hej!

De vann i alla fall till slut, trots den där avblåsningen. 2-1, det kunde väl ingen ha trott?

😉

:musik

Jag måste erkänna att jag inte hade någon aning om att de skulle vinna med 2-1!

[mornel]

<Kiell> So I get a text message on Friday from a number I didn't recognise...

<Kiell> it reads:

<Kiell> "Hi agatha this is betty i do not have very many clothes to be ironed this week i am sorry but please can you come next week. i hope you are well. betty."

<Kiell> I ponder this for an hour or two, and then reply:

<Kiell> "That's ok, betty. I fucking suck at ironing. See you next week. Aggie."

😉😆😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<narg> So my sister is about to enter college, and she was telling everyone her room number - 404.

<narg> Then one day, she was looking at a college letter with my parents, and she's like crap, my room number is 414!

<narg> Reflexivly, I said if people went there, they would be like 404: Julie not found.

<narg> No one even looked my way ;(

😉😆😆

[mornel]

Det finns hur många sånadär som helst, och förvånansvärt många är riktigt roliga. Nu har du sysselsättning i veckor framför dig, Marcus 😉

[mornel]

Om femton inlägg är jag inne på topp tio i den här tråden! 😉

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?

<TheXPhial> vaccuums

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

<TheXPhial> black holes

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

<TheXPhial> lava?

😉😆😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

😆😆😆

Fan också, jag som inte har flera veckor över 😉

Go Mornel, go Mornel! 😄

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

😉😆😆

[Valdez]

Fattar nada men man måste ju hålla sig informerad ju... 😉

😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

--------------

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

😉 x 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!

<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

<glome> Who me?!

<content> Yes you!

<glome> Couldn't be!

<content> Then WHO?!!

<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Seriöst, det där är ju världens bästa sida ju! 😆😆😉😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

😉😆

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it

<peng> ...

<peng> what?

<VolteFace`> oh shit

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

😉😆😆😆😄

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator

<ecoli> ew.

<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?

<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?

<Aero> he doesnt answer

*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

😉😆😆😆 "assvibrator store" 😄😄😄😛

[mornel]

bloodninja är en legend. Sök på hans namn på bash!

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.

<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

[mornel]

Här kommer några av mina favoriter, en i taget:

<rick> hey my bro called me up the other day asking for the ops cd key

<rick> so im like, military style? bc its such a pain to understand the letters over the phone

<rick> so hes like "whatever sure"

<rick> so im sitting there for like 10 minutes saying " kit-cat-kit-cat-9 = venus-bounce-bounce-bouce-dog = girl-girl-phone-girl-daddy ..." so thats going on for a while and hes repeating it back to me and im repeating it back to him for like 5 times.

<rick> so finally i hang up the phone and spin around in my chair and my grandpa is standing in the doorway totally dazed, and hes like "i'll never understand you young kids."

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<BombScare> i beat the internet

<BombScare> the end guy is hard

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now

<@Sony> ...........

<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI

<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing

<Malpine> Thanks for the info

<@David> eh?

<@David> damn i meant PAID

<@David> I get PAID today

<@David> dammit

[mornel]

<LORD|Kittel|Work> I had a user tell me that she couldn't see anything on her PC. I had her verify for me that it was plugged in and that it was turned on. When it still didn't display anything I went to her office to take a look.

<LORD|Kittel|Work> She didn't have a computer. She had a monitor only.

<LORD|Bishop|Werk> hahahahahahaaha

<LORD|Kittel|Work> But that was indeed plugged in and turned on.

<LORD|Kittel|Work> I had to give her that.

[mornel]

<RikI> Havent had sex in sooooooo long

<RikI> It's gotten to the point where i masturbate thinking of other times i masturbated.

<Vorm> ...

[MarcusRombo (oregistrerad)]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it

ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my

breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to

charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic

symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide

and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in

the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.